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janeclowes

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2011-02-08 18-10-28

I didn't think puns were a sign of intelligence, at least, that's not the message I get when *I* tell bad jokes. The response I get is usually "GROAN! That was dumb!" Next time that happens I'll say: "MENSA thought it was funny!" That will PROVE 'em wrong! BTW - in case anyone's having trouble seeing the joke, you might have to click on a different mensa page and then click "back" to see the joke. I couldn't see it when I clicked on the link.
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2011-02-09 3-33-50-

It's actually kind of funny, and sad... Something like "Join Mensa! We'll get your jokes!" And a picture of a weird looking guy. And "guy goes into a bar" joke. (The "joke" is saw did have the word "newt" in it.)
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    hardisty

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    2011-02-10 3-00-20-

    just keep clicking refresh and it'll reappear.
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    lukas

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    2011-02-10 5-44-40-

    Am I missing something? Either there is no joke, or (it|I) is so blindingly stupid that I do not even recognize it as a joke.
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    2011-02-10 20-28-51

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    2011-02-11 12-27-38

    Here, I'll re-write it for you, without the pompus overtones: "LoN walks into a bar with a lizzard on her shoulder. She says: "I'll have a raspberry vodka for myself and a thimble of beer for my friend Tiny." The bar tender asks "Why is your friend ed Tiny?" "Because, she's my newt!" Thank you, Good night!!!
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    2011-02-12 0-09-48-

    LON walks into a bar with Eddie Izzard on her shoulder. She says: "I'll have an IPA for myself and a thimble of beer for my friend Tiny." The bartender asks "Why is your friend ed Tiny?" "Because, he's my crossdressing comedian!" HA, take that, Mensa!
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  • dominica

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    2011-02-12 13-25-02

    No, the joke wasn't there No matter how much I refresh all I see is some horrible thing about Mensans getting married.
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    2011-02-18 0-24-25-

    they let MENSANS marry but not GHEYS????????????
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  • misha

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    2011-03-26 4-08-45-

    Oh, that happened to me too, don't know what I did to make the joke appear. Darn, now I've spoiled it for you.
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  • Giselle

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    2011-08-02 5-08-43-

    It's OK, Skip - somehow life will go on! I SO don't get the appeal of Mensa. It seems like a ego-boost for insecure people to me. Do they do charity work or anything? Or do they just sit around and nod sagely at each other and feel, you know, smart?
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    2012-04-29 20-01-56

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    2012-09-20 13-22-42

    Last Mensa event I was around was NOLA just before Katrina. My friend that loves Mensa wanted to go to the convention so my GF and I went to NOLA with her. Tho we did not attend events, we played tourist around NOLA, which was fun. The topper was she would steal the cheese and crackers from Mensa and bring them back to the hotel we were at across the street. She would munch on these at nite, totally gross. Her Mensa ID tag also had a note on it that she liked to be hugged when introduced. That's right, the friggin name tags identified you as a hugger, or a non-hugger. Too damn bizarre for me, tho thoroughly entertaining.
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