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applequist

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2011-02-08 15-57-35

Getting ladies to pull a bottle out of my ass As millions of you are aware, I am not only a sexual deviant, but I am also pretty handy with a needle and thread per this thread (pardon the fucking pun) Anywhichway, I have unpicked the stitches of my pants and undergarments and resewed them together with a section arround the anus which is "double backed" stitching that comes appart when you pull on it. Next, noting that near my house at exactly 7.18am three very sexy ladies congregate to catch a bus, I proceed there at 7am with an empty bottle of Corona beer which I set down on of the the waiting seats. You guessed it, I show up at 7.18, pretending to read a paper, ass full of lube, and squelch! I sit down directly ontop of the bottle which rips through my pants and up my anus! "AAAARRRG! pull it out!!!" I say indicating a medical emergency and drop to the floor on all fours with my fat ass in the air and a sexy bottle sticking out of it. As a lady is forced to pull it out of my ass I flip on the artificial vagina attached to my cock and proceed to belt out my gamete gravy to the thought of a complete stranger ladywady tugging on a bottle up my asshole while other hot chicks look on in the middle of the fucking cocksmoking cunty street...oh yeah... (To improve the effect and allow enough time to ejaculate, I will cling onto the bottle kneck as hard as I can with my anus muscles so she really has to twist and yank at it). You see folks, you can have anything you want in this life if you just work hard enough for it...
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2011-02-09 5-49-36-

Points for creativity but your story's getting Echomagic's posts, I fear
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