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matteucci

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2011-02-08 18-13-50

Starbucks Oracle! enter your usual drink & it insults you for free! I entered: Venti drip coffee with extra room and it spat out: Personality type: Ass-clown You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Venti drip coffee extra room ends up addicted to crack. Also drinks: Zima Can also be found at: Karaoke bars
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quan

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2011-02-09 11-31-27

Tall soy latte Personality type: Hippie In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks tall soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger. Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
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  • leonie

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    2011-02-10 6-44-15-

    I also entered grande peppermint mocha & got told I am probably a stripper. I think the oracle is a bit moody.
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    Laurel

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    2011-02-10 21-41-23

    it seems to be going around! oh, and btw, I drink soy 'cause I am heinously lactose intolerant.
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    2011-02-11 12-52-19

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    lienhart

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    2011-02-11 15-53-33

    yea, y'are!
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    swinson

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    2011-02-11 18-45-59

    I adore how you encourage my delusions
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    2011-02-12 11-28-30

    its the very least I can do....
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  • preheim

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    2011-02-12 11-40-22

    I'm also a hippie must be the soy
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    keepers

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    2011-02-15 1-26-39-

    OMG I have to get a better coffee drink I drink Latte Grande Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande latte. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home
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    delair

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    2011-03-23 23-09-25

    wow. we're drinking the same thing.
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    lare

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    2011-07-18 8-55-00-

    so close Personality type: Asshat You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink double espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand. Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name Can also be found at: The other, loy owned coffee shop you claim to like better
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    bowring

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    2011-08-05 0-46-33-

    That was mine, I can also be seen on the couch. Damn you Oracle!
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    scow

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    2012-01-06 23-48-41

    tall mochachino "You don't go to Starbucks much"- that's true. i thought i was smart to know to say 'tall'- but the rest i made up. "when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it." -i don't even know what that is. -i did have a white blueberry tea, last time i tagged along. i thought blueberries were blue. "Most people who drink tall mochachino are strippers." -i'm not, but i like being naked.
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  • grosvenor

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    2012-04-13 10-10-34

    this is so not me Personality type: High Maintenance You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, withice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
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    hamler

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    2012-08-09 7-23-00-

    what's your drink?
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  • atencio

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    2012-08-10 12-39-05

    uh, well... grande blended half caf iced mocha no whip but that doesn't mean i'm hm! it just means i'm watching my caffeine and fat intake.
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    2013-03-22 7-44-51-

    Same here I got the exact same reading and I must say I am no where near high maintenance.
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    High maintenance women never think they are high maintenance. (Just messin' wit' ya.)
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    2015-07-02 4-47-45-

    It's painfully true... In part, anyway. Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks strawberry creme frappuccino. Also drinks: Vx Can also be found: On the couch at home
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    hey, Vx is GOOD for you! ...which is also lame, i suppose...
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    Fariba

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    2015-12-20 14-06-55

    I don't even drink the REAL Vx I'm all about Vx Splash and that's just sugar. Lameness.
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